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teapotmod:

My grandma actually asked if Matt and I had ‘done the deed’


I was so taken aback I didn’t respond and she just nodded slowly and ate a fry and just….. She scares me sometimes

'done the deed'? sex? I'm pretty sure 3 times in a single night covers that.

But why the fuck would she just say she misses me too (on facebook) then bring up our sex life o-o

digipon3:

lovebucking:

digipon3:

lovebucking:

theglassaddictionofficial:

Maybe I should sell pictures of my butt in fishnet stockings like every other sultry desperate woman on the internet.

NUUUUU!! THIS IS MY BUTT. I LOVE THIS BUTT. IT IS MINEEEEEEE!
 >:U

I can so see it on Tys Ass. It would have “Property of Matt” on it. XD

With a few slap marks and a ‘do not touch’ sign above it

Don’t forget the smiley face. X3

(Source: teapotmod)

[ ❀ ] meet the blogger:

Name: Matt
Height: 6’2”
Eye color: Green & Brown
Birthday:  Same as my girlfriends and brothers
Favorite color: White
Best school subject(s): Maths, Art, Drama, Media
Current shirt color: Black
Day or night: Night
Religion: Agnostic
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Single or taken: taken
Celebrity crush: Georgia Moffett (The Doctors Daughter or David Tennents girlfriend)
Coffee or tea:  Latte, or both, both is good
Favorite food: KFC, Rib pieces or Chicken wings - I like handling thick and juicy meat >_>

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