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teapotmod:

The worst part about having a long distance relationship isn’t the ‘never going to see them’ it’s the aftermath of HAVING seen them, and all that your left with is their shirt, or some other article of theirs.

The worst part is when you can’t smell them anymore.

Aww Ty! You’re right, you’re totally right, it’s worse having already met someone then dealing with being apart from them.

At least I have this token of you…

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*sniff sniff*

You also look great in my shirt

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teapotmod:

My grandma actually asked if Matt and I had ‘done the deed’


I was so taken aback I didn’t respond and she just nodded slowly and ate a fry and just….. She scares me sometimes

'done the deed'? sex? I'm pretty sure 3 times in a single night covers that.

But why the fuck would she just say she misses me too (on facebook) then bring up our sex life o-o

digipon3:

lovebucking:

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theglassaddictionofficial:

Maybe I should sell pictures of my butt in fishnet stockings like every other sultry desperate woman on the internet.

NUUUUU!! THIS IS MY BUTT. I LOVE THIS BUTT. IT IS MINEEEEEEE!
 >:U

I can so see it on Tys Ass. It would have “Property of Matt” on it. XD

With a few slap marks and a ‘do not touch’ sign above it

Don’t forget the smiley face. X3

(Source: teapotmod)

[ ❀ ] meet the blogger:

Name: Matt
Height: 6’2”
Eye color: Green & Brown
Birthday:  Same as my girlfriends and brothers
Favorite color: White
Best school subject(s): Maths, Art, Drama, Media
Current shirt color: Black
Day or night: Night
Religion: Agnostic
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Single or taken: taken
Celebrity crush: Georgia Moffett (The Doctors Daughter or David Tennents girlfriend)
Coffee or tea:  Latte, or both, both is good
Favorite food: KFC, Rib pieces or Chicken wings - I like handling thick and juicy meat >_>

(Source: choke-on-glitter)

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